I like to doodle. I like your dog. I recently went through a phase of wanting to be called Jack. You can still call me Jack if you want. I don't think the phase is well and truly over. I like to doodle in the pub. I like to doodle when I'm drunk. I like to doodle anything from your pet chicken to that bird poop that just landed on your jacket. BAM! You're officially wearing art now. You're welcome.